Cartier Martin 18 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2012)

If you were a young NBA player who wanted to prove your efficacy in the league, which team would you want to go to? The Lakers? The Heat? The Knicks? No. None of those teams would give you any minutes. The real answer: the Wizards. There is no hope for them this season. John Wall’s…

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Jordan Crawford 26 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2012)

Jordan Crawford is one of the worst types of players you can have on your team: the guy whose points-per-game output is equivalent to their field-goal-attempts-per-game output. Taking into account three-pointers and free throws, you usually have to shoot below 40% to achieve this unwanted accolade. In this horrid, unwatchable 77-70 win for the Wiz,…

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Kevin Seraphin 18 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2012)

Seraph – n. A celestial or heavenly being in Abrahamic religions. From Hebrew śərāfîm, “burning ones”. Pl. (-aphs, -aphim or -aphin). Well that’s pretty bad-ass. You play the Wizards, not only do you have to go up against one winged celestial being who may or may not be on fire, you have to go up…

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Shaun Livingston 10 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/19/2012)

Everyone knows that sad tale of Shaun Livingston. What’s that? You haven’t heard it? Well sit down, my child, and listen. Long ago in a land far away, a land known as Charlotte, Sir Livingston went up for a layup, and, oh god, what happened to his leg, HIS KNEE, it’s all wrong, all wrong,…

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Bradley Beal 22 Points vs Bucks Full Highlights 11/9/2012

Bradley Beal might be on the second worst team in the league (sorry Pistons fans), but hey, what better situation to showcase his bountiful talents? Here he plays even with Monta Ellis, no small feat for a rookie. He also made 8 free throws but I didn’t show them because while his form is very…

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