Markieff Morris 20 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2018)

Highlights of Markieff Morris scoring 20 should not be a thing, at least not on this channel, but here it is. His scoring is so far down this year that I have to take any chance I can get. What the heck is he doing barely averaging 10 per game? Is it because John Wall…

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Kelly Oubre 26 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)

Driving slowly through a rough area of Washington DC, Kelly Oubre peered through the windshield at the passing street signs, struggling to discern them in the weak glow of the street lights. The place was supposed to be right past Jefferson Street, but it seemed like he should have gotten to it by now. Not…

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Mike Scott 18 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

Here’s the deal: expert NBA watchers will note the existence of certain “advanced” stats, which are like regular stats but extremely esoteric and nearly impossible to understand. One of these “advanced” stats is something called “effective field goal percentage”, which, as far as I can discern, bears a resemblance to regular field goal percentage (which…

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Kelly Oubre 19 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

Kelly Oubre walked through the front doors of Washington D.C.’s central public library and stopped to assess his surroundings. He had never been in this library before. As far as he could remember, he had never been in any kind of library before. He didn’t know where the books he was looking for would be…

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Kelly Oubre 17 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

John Wall arrived early to practice, thinking he would be the first one in the gym. His dreams of having an undisturbed warmup session where dashed, however, when he saw Kelly Oubre sitting cross-legged at center court, surrounded by yarn and knitting needles. “Do I even want to know?” John asked as he walked up…

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Ian Mahinmi 17 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2018)

Ian Mahinmi is now in his 9th season in the NBA. That blows my mind. Part of the problem is I keep getting him combined with Kevin Seraphin, but the other part of the problem is that it seems like just yesterday that he was hitting that third-quarter buzzer-beating jumper for the Mavericks against the…

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Marcin Gortat 21 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

“What you in for?” asked the gruff-looking man to his tall, Polish cellmate. “I offer a lady for a taste of my special Polish kielbasa, and she make big scene and call police,” Marcin Gortat answered with a shrug. “I know not what did I do wrong, but police arresting me, and now I here…

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Otto Porter 26 Points/7 Threes/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

OFFICIAL MOST UNDERRATED PLAYERS IN THE NBA WHOSE LAST NAMES START WITH ‘P’ POWER RANKINGS 1. Otto Porter 2. Dwight Powell 3. Chris Paul? 4. This is getting hard 5. Jakob Poeltl 6. Adreian Payne 7. Are there other players whose last names start with P? 8. Oh yeah, the Plumlees 9. Mason Plumlee 10….

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Kelly Oubre 21 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

The Rockets lose again, so they’re definitely garbage, but I’m still trying to decide if the Wizards are good or nah. Games like this, you’re like “oh yeah bro the Wiz are great I really like Tim Frazier as the backup PG”, but then you remember last game where they got backdoored by the Hawks…

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Mike Scott 18 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

This will be the video that makes everyone care about Mike Scott. I can feel it. This is his time, and he will be acknowledged as one of the best bench players in the league after this vid goes viral. It will start slow, maybe only 20 or 30 thousands views in the first few…

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