Thomas Bryant 26 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2019)

The Lakers really messed up this offseason when it came to their center position. First, they let Brook Lopez (who is really great, I must say) sign with a new team for not even that much money, and then they did the same with Thomas Bryant. I would rather have one or both of those…

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Trevor Ariza 25 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)

I will say this about Trevor Ariza: he can still whamjam on people when given the chance. He had an appearance in last months dunkilation (albeit sans replay because the Wizards broadcast people wouldn’t know a good dunk if it slapped them in the nads while screaming “John Wall is a bust!”), and he had…

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Jeff Green 26 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)

Jeff Green might be playing better than he has at any point in the last five years, but that doesn’t obligate Wizards fans (or any fans, really) to care about him. I know this because nobody watched my Jeff Green videos even when he has a legitimately good game. The thing is, if he’s effectively…

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Jordan McRae 20 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)

I’m looking at the Wizards roster right now, and I’m thinking that it’s lacking a little bit in “scorers”. There’s Bradley Beal, of course, but then who else on that team is just going to come in the game and start getting buckets? They’ve been leaning on Jeff Green (gasp) and Trevor Ariza (gag) to…

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Jeff Green 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2019)

I wonder if Thunder fans were projecting All-Star levels of play for Jeff Green after his second season, where he averaged 16 points per game for a team playing its first season in OKC. He had been drafted high (fifth overall) and shown substantial improvement from his rookie year to his sophomore year. It would…

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Gary Payton II 11 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

By my calculations, Gary Payton’s 10-day contract with the Wizards is just about to expire. He picked a really good time to efficiently score 11 points in a quarter while playing good defense and almost leading his team back from a 25-point deficit. Because now the ‘Zards have no choice but to give him a…

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Jordan McRae 15 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

Before this game, Jordan McRae was a depressing 2-of-14 from the field in his ten games for the Wizards. When McRae was put into the game with the Wizards down twenty-something points, I’m sure that Scott Brooks thought he was throwing in the towel. Then, McRae scored fifteen points in five minutes, quadrupling his total…

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Tomas Satoransky 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

Tomas Satoransky sat with his head in his hands as he listened to yet another screaming match between John Wall and Bradley Beal. Tomas had thought that the bullet wound in John’s leg, which had been put there courtesy of one Gilbert Arenas, would have calmed his demeanor somewhat, but this was apparently not the…

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Jeff Green 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

All indicators point to this game being a REVENGE GAME for Jeff Green. However, I have evidence that this game was not a REVENGE GAME from Jeff Green against his former team, the Orlando Magic. This evidence will be outlaid for all to see and draw their own conclusions from. First piece of evidence: Jeff…

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Trevor Ariza 27 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2019)

I just happened to look at the stats and I noticed that Trevor Ariza, during his stint with the Wizards so far, is playing 38 minutes per game. That would be good for most minutes per game in the entire league it applied to the whole season; he would be ahead of Harden, Beal, and…

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