Wes Johnson 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/22/2017)

In case you were wondering, no, I did not forget to put “Career High” in the title of this video. Apparently Wes Johnson scored 29 points his rookie year, somehow, even though he was even then a huge bust, and I even made highlights of him scoring 27 with the Lakers. That vid got only…

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Wes Johnson 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/17/2017)

Wes Johnson’s final line last night: 15 points on 6-of-10 shooting, 7 rebounds, 4 assists, 3 steals, and 4 blocks. The dude was four total stats away from having a damn five-by-five. Wes Johnson. Nearly a 5×5. Can you believe that? This is the guy who looked totally washed last season at the grand old…

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Wes Johnson 21 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2015)

“All he does is score.” Why would you say that about Wes Johnson? That doesn’t make sense in any possible interpretation of the phrase. Even if you consider strictly basketball, it’s pretty obvious that he doesn’t do all that much scoring, even when he manages to detach his posterior from the bench. In the interest…

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Wesley Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2014)

You can sometimes tell that these national commentators don’t really know what’s going on. That’s fine, I guess. It’s hard to keep track of all the players, even I mess up sometimes. So I can forgive whoever it was for saying that Wes Johnson is a young player who is expected to get better. He…

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Wes Johnson 19 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/28/2014)

Wes Johnson needs to be more assertive. He gets thirty minutes a contest but can’t even average 10 PPG, even though his only talent coming out of college was scoring. Kobe Bean taking all the shots is hindering Wes just like it’s hindering everybody else, but if Wayne Ellington is scoring almost as much as…

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Wes Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2014)

Wes Johnson entered the club with one purpose in mind: to locate a suitable honey and take her back to his place. Navigating through the crowds of partiers, he first went to the bar to get some liquid confidence in his system. A short time later, he was on the prowl. It didn’t take him…

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Wes Johnson 19 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (2/13/2014)

In the midst of a career year, Wes Johnson is slowly improving his game to the point where he might not be as big a bust as I thought. In a theoretical scenario where Wes is able to maintain his current production and efficiency numbers over the course of several years, he would not be…

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Wes Johnson 15 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (2/4/2014)

Who let Steve Nash out of the nursing home? He’s under strict orders not to play any more basketball. Under no circumstances is he to throw lobs to other basketball players. Somebody should guide Nash gently by the shoulder back to his bed. I’m sure he’s frightened and confused. Speaking of daring acts of escape,…

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Wes Johnson 27 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2013)

I am disappointed in the internet. More than usual, I mean. If the internet is good for one thing it’s making me despair in new and innovative ways. But the reason for my disapproval today is this: I realized I have not seen a single joke based on the fact that the Wesley’s surname, “Johnson”,…

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Wes Johnson 16 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2013)

Thanks to the NSA policy of recording everything we do on the internet, I was able to get a copy of Wes Johnson’s most recent Google searches. The NSA really needs to work on their network security; a simple phishing attack aimed at upper-management got me credentials for their entire system. Have they ever heard…

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