Willie Cauley-Stein 22 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2018)

I’m not the best person to comment on another’s fashion or style, since my knowledge of what’s fashionable and stylish is sourced only from observing how midwesterners dress (on the rare occasion I actually go outside to see them). However, I just want to say this: the cornrows aren’t working out for Willie Cauley-Stein. Not…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

After having to endure nearly a quarter of the season missing one of the most beloved lob connections in the league, the Bogdanovic-WCS tandem is back in business and I couldn’t be happier. Well, I could be happier. Jennifer could still be with me. But that’s never going to happen, so the next-happiest thing in…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 25 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

I was all proud of myself for coming up, entirely my own, without the aid of any external resources besides the SSD I have plugged into a self-made USB port on the back of my neck, with the concept that this Kings-Timberwolves matchup was a showdown between two centers who played at Kentucky in college….

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Willie Cauley-Stein 24 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2018)

I don’t even remember what Willie Cauley-Stein looks like as normal human being anymore. I try to think back to when he was a rookie, but all my mind can recall is his moldy-Cheeto hair, grill, and sub-ocular tattoos that look like bruises. He’s got a look, I’ll give him that. He walks onto the…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 26 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Kings fans have alleged in the past that Willie Cauley-Stein isn’t as focused on basketball as he should be. Looking at his physical appearance and plugging it into my mental database of stereotypes, I could definitely believe that. He just looks like the kind of guy who would be into a bunch of different hobbies…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 20 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

Willie Cauley-Stein, through two games, is averaging 21.5 points per game on roughly 65% shooting. Even though it’s only two games, which the Kings both lost, those numbers look pretty good for a guy who was drafted to be a Tyson Chandler-esque defensive specialist. Luckily, stats for true defensive impact don’t exist, because WCS apparently…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 23 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

All this excitement for the Kings’ two young bigmen, Bagley and Giles, and they come out in the first game of the season and do almost nothing. Meanwhile, Willie Cauley-Stein, who is hated by all Kings fans for reasons that are unknown to me (is it because he looks like an old Jewish grandma in…

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Willie Cauley-Stein All 133 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

Willie Cauley-Stein was sitting on his living-room couch engaging in one of his favorite pastimes: browsing basketball-reference on his iPad while stoned. The stats were just so much more interesting, even funny on occasion, when read under the influence of marijuana. It was especially fun to go back to the box-scores of past games he…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 22 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

If Jerry Reynolds retiring means that we have to hear Doug Christie with regularity on Kings broadcasts, that’s not going to be okay. I get the Reynolds is getting up there in years, but that doesn’t mean he has to stop now. Just when the Kings are on the cusp of a breakthrough? He had…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 25 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

If you want a real trip, go look up a picture of Willie Cauley-Stein’s grandparents. I can’t imagine a pair of people less likely to create, even distantly, an athletic freakazoid like WCS. For one thing, they are very white looking. Not going to assume their race or anything though. And what’s up with his…

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