Willy Hernangomez 14 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

DownToBuck does not care about defense. Not even a little bit. Defense doesn’t show up in the box-score, you can’t quantify it, therefore I don’t care about it. So when the Knicks commentators talk about how Willy (pronounced ‘Billy’ you uncultured barbarian) Hernangomez is a good rebounder and scorer but can’t stay on the floor…

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Willy Hernangomez 24 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)

With this game, Willy Hernangomez is basically telling Joakim Noah, “Yeah you can just keep doing ‘roids for as long as you want, since getting held out of games for injecting raw 100% horse testosterone into your scrotum and perineum is better than getting held out of games because you flat out suck at basketball…

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Willy Hernangomez Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2017)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdjkR41nvcQ These are not the most exciting career-high-24-points highlights you will ever see. So many layups. In fact, it’s basically ALL layups, unless you count some of his floaters as jumpers and not as layups. I mean, that’s a great kind of shot to take advantage of Pau Gasol’s (Tim Duncan would never have let…

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Willy Hernangomez 14 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

I personally am extremely excited for a big man duo who not only have chemistry on the court but are absolute bestest bros in real life as well. Kristaps Porzingis and Willy Hernangomez will use their combined powers to make obsolete the likes of Kyle O’Quinn and Joakim Noah, that much is certain. But what…

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Willy Hernangomez 14 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)

Willy Hernangomez, umbrella-less despite the chilling rain which fell from the flat grey sky, walked through the dreary cemetery until he got to the headstone he was looking for. The stone was new compared to its neighbors; it had not yet been eroded by the forces of time and nature. It read “NOAH” in clear…

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Willy Hernangomez 16 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2017)

The transferral of minutes is complete. Joakim Noah, the starter in name only, got six minutes in this game and then “injured” his “hamstring” (more like Hornacek injured his feelings LMAO). Hernangomez then got thirty-five minutes off the bench, putting up 16-5-5 (I didn’t show the assists because I didn’t want to) and helping the…

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Willy Hernangomez 16 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2017)

Willy Hernangomez: the savior of Spaniards in the NBA? The Gasol brothers only have a few years left and somebody needs to step up to the plate to represent Spain over here in the states. The savior was supposed to be Ricky Rubio but he still can’t shoot, and if he never develops that skill…

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Willy Hernangomez 15 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2017)

We’d be looking at a 20-point game for Guillermo Hernangomez if he didn’t blow a bunch of stuff at the rim. 20-point games for foreign rookies is pretty much my wet dream when it comes to making highlights. Thanks a lot Willy. All you had to do was reach up and put the ball in…

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Willy Hernangomez 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/23/2017)

For once, the national broadcasters on TNT actually said something I agree with: Willy Hernangomez needs more minutes, and they need to come at the expense of Joakim Noah’s minutes, because Joakim Noah is not the future (other than the part about him being on team for another half-decade because of his crazy contract). Hernangomez…

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Willy Hernangomez 17 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)

With Juan Hernangomez rotting on the bench in Denver, there can be no doubt as to who the superior Hernangomez brother is. That’s right: it’s Guillermo! I don’t even know if there are any possible answers, so if you had another possibility, it was pretty blatantly wrong. Willy (pronounced “Billy”, what kind of crap is…

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