Zach Collins 17 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

While compiling this highlights package, I noticed some serious budding chemistry between Nik Stauskas (giving) and Zach Collins (receiving). Blazers fans would probably want chemistry between more important players, like more McCollum/Lillard chemistry or Evan Turner chemistry with something other than bricks. But this is still good. Stauskas gets to continue building a reputation as…

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Zach Collins Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2018)

Every team wants their own “unicorn”. I absolutely hate that term, just hate hate hate, and not because I dislike unicorns (the mythological creature), but because… I don’t even know why. Just don’t ever call Giannis a unicorn around me. I will look angrily at you, and then call the cops and tell them that…

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Zach Collins 12 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2018)

Does or does not Zach Collins kinda totally look like a serial killer? He’s handsome in a cold kind of way, with the 50’s-style haircut, the sharp jawline that could probably withstand hits from a sledgehammer, the lanky tallness, and those steely blue eyes. But he also looks slightly unhinged, like there is nothing behind…

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Zach Collins 15 Points/4 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

I am currently writing this description from the safety and comfort of a completely dark closet. I took my wireless keyboard and mouse with me, but no monitors, because there can be no light in here. Not while I am so distraught. Not while I am so vulnerable. Reality seems like a very bleak place…

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Zach Collins 12 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Zach Collins walked up to his locker and immediately noticed the piece of paper which was taped to its side. The paper appeared to be a handwritten note of some kind. He gently pulled it off his locker and began to read: “Dear Zach Collins, This is letter from team management. We appreciating the hard…

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Zach Collins 12 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

It took a while, but here we are: Zach Collins’ first highlight video of the season. First DTB highlight video, at least. I’m sure there have been others, made by people too eager to highlight unworthy performances. This is his first, MAYBE second, game where you analyze the end product and are like “yeah, he…

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