Zaza Pachulia 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

This is the most points Zaza Pachulia has scored in a Warriors uniform. It is also one fewer than the number of offensive rebounds he had for the Bucks against Brook “Really Really Sucks At Rebounding” Lopez. I remember being pissed I had to make that particular highlight video because of how many FRICKIN’ rebounds…

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Zaza Pachulia 16 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2017)

Not to turn this into my own personal blog (oh, who am I kidding), but based on the rancid -ass burps I’ve been ejecting into my highlights-cave, I think figured out the source of my gastric distress: that iced coffee I had from Starbucks. Note to self: coffee doesn’t even taste that good, so why…

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Zaza Pachulia 14 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2017)

Let it be known that I was on the Zaza Pachulia Hate Train way before all these bandwagon haters got on. Before Pachulia had the audacity to smack Russell Westbrook in the face and then stand over him like he just scored a knockout, before Pachulia took perhaps less money than he could have by…

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Zaza Pachulia 14 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2016)

The NBA did right by me when they changed the All-Star voting to not take the consideration of the fans into account as much as before. I’m going to call their decision the “Zaza Effect”. They knew what was at stake. They knew that if things didn’t change, Pachulia would have been voted the starting…

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Zaza Pachulia 16 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2015)

We now have concrete proof that Zaza Pachulia, even in his old age, can be a starter on a good team. I don’t want to admit it given how annoyed I would get when he was in a Bucks uniform, but I’m going to man up and admit it anyway. I’m admitting it right now….

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Zaza Pachulia 22 Points/18 Offensive Rebounds Full Highlights (3/20/2015)

The one thing you can take away from Zaza Pachulia’s insane rebounding night is this: Brook Lopez just really, really sucks at rebounding. That’s all there is to it, really. Zaza can no longer jump or run, but he understands how to get rebounds, and his savvy positioning allowed him to retrieve rebounds that were,…

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Zaza Pachulia 16 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2015)

Uploading highlights of European players is always guaranteed views. Jusuf Nurkic? Tens of thousands. Jonas Valanciunas? Same. Donatas Motiejunas, Mirza Teletovic, Bojan Bogdanovic, Jan Vesely (RIP in Peace), these guys drive tons of traffic to my channel. All except for Zaza Pachulia. Nobody gives a damn about this guy, not even in his home country…

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Zaza Pachulia 15 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2014)

I am so tired of watching Zaza Pachulia. Sometimes he makes a fancy pass that you wouldn’t expect from a center, but that’s the only good thing he ever does. I’m pretty sure his vertical is worse than Joel Przybilla’s would be right now if you were to test him. He has no touch at…

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