E’Twaun Moore 16 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2012)

So I guess you can put punctuation in people’s names. This is news to me. E’Twaun M’oore is one of the people who display this trait. The apostrophe apparently imparts some kind of superior basketball skill, since my cousin Etwaun can barely dribble and has the shooting form of a middle school girl. This E’Twaun is so talented than he scores in the double-digits against NBA defenses – that is, if you consider the Raptors to have an “NBA defense”. He also shows off some passing prowess, notching 4 assists despite not being a pure point guard. Nothing compared to Calderon’s 18 assists, but eh, it’s okay.

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