The Grizzlies are cruising early in the season, mauling several opponents to death and clawing others to shreds. Last night the Spurs took them down in OT, but only with the aid of several highly-trained zookeepers equipped with tranquilizer darts. Mike Conley is leading the charge, consistently finding his skilled big-men in their preferred spots in addition to creating his own offense through deadeye jump shots and acrobatic drives to the cup. I cornered him after the game and he had this to say: “Grrrroooooar rrrRRRRRrrrRRRR whoaaaarrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRR.” He then bit my arms off and ran onto the court, but the joke’s on him, as I can type 50 WPM with my nose.
Oh my god, there’s a bear loose in the AT&T Center! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this death trap with your life!