Ovinton J’Anthony Mayo has a stupid name. What the heck were his parents thinking? “Ovinton, yeah, that sounds cool but what if we gave him another name?” “Yeah, maybe something like Anthony.” “I like it. But it needs more swag. Maybe put a J in front of it. J’Anthony” “That sounds great babe, yo, who do we have to talk to around here to give a name to this little thing?”
Goofy nomenclature aside, Mayo has been dousing the NBA in gasoline and setting it ablaze, shooting and scoring at will. Despite his 2 point first half, he scores 27 in the game including 6 threes. Now if only he weren’t a disgusting sum of two food products.