20th overall pick Evan Fournier of the Nuggets is probably a total beast, but we will never know, since he doesn’t get any playing time in coach Karl’s extremely tight rotation. You know that if even Anthony “Wilt 2.0” Randolph fails to step on the court, a pasty little French person has no chance. I spoke to Fournier after he scored 8 points in a blowout victory over the Bobcats, and he had this to say:
“Oui oui! Je veux une baguette de pain! Merci beaucoup! Je me rends. Je hisser le drapeau blanc de la défaite. Toute la gloire de la dominante américains. Joyeux Noël!”
I have no idea what any of that means, but he did request and consume an entire baguette during our brief chat. Run it through Google Translate if you want.