Hakim Warrick’s claim to fame is that he once teabagged another basketball player in college. No, it was not part of some bizarre hazing ritual. Warrick actually rubbed his private parts all over Royal Ivey while jamming on him. Since that glorious moment, which most commentators agree is the most vicious dunk-teabagging of all time, Warrick’s career hasn’t exactly been on the upswing. Case in point: he now plays for the Bobcats. Sorry man. I’m sure if you keep taking those jumpers, the Bobcats will want to get rid of you just like every other team you’ve played for.