*Before the game*
“Hey David, man, can I ask a favor?”
“Sure Steph what is it?”
“You know Hibbert? That guy’s been pissing me off lately. I want you to get something started with him, so I can have an excuse to go in and rough him up a bit. Just give him a shove or something.”
“I don’t know, he’s a big dude, and I’m kind of a softy. Besides, he’d destroy you six ways to Sunday.”
“What the hell does that even mean? Just do it.”
*During the game*
“Oh there he goes you get him David! Alright here’s my chance! AAAAAHHH! Take that! And that! BLAARRUUGGHHH! My head! OW! Dammit! Dirty bastard! Hold me back! Hold me back!”
*After the game*
“Hey Klay I really showed Hibbert didn’t I?”
“Dude you didn’t even do anything. Hell even Andris did more than you.”
“He right you know I am good fight in native land. You are like little dog. Bark Bark! Haha.”
“Shut up Andris no one asked you.”
And that is the story of how the fight went down. Secondary to the brawl was Stephen Curry scoring 38 points. It was an impressive performance by one of the best shooters in the game. Too bad Hibbert’s elbow addled him so much that he couldn’t get 40.