Serge “The Congolese Crusher” Ibaka, according to his Wikipedia article, has 17 brothers and sisters. If I was an NBA team I would be looking at some of his siblings, as some of them undoubtedly share his height and athleticism.
What if the Thunder got all his brothers on the same team? Whoa. Wait. Hold on. I’m hyperventilating. Okay, so a team with eight Ibakas on it, give or take a few, plus Durant, Westbrook, and Martin. Holy Jesus. Would the other team even be able to shoot the ball? I would just forfeit in the face of that block potential.