Darius “D-Mill” Miller can be summed up in one word. Basketball player. Okay, two words, but you get the idea. D-Mill is a basketball player. That’s what he does. How does he compare to other basketball players with the last name Miller?
Mike Miller: Way better than D-Mill, but is old and stricken with back problems, two things that D-Mill is not. I take D-Mill going forward.
Andre Miller: Whoa, these two just played in the same game! Like Mike Miller, Andre Miller is an old man, but Andre Miller is on the cusp of being an HOF’er, whereas D-Mill is on the cusp of being a D-Leaguer. Andre wins.
Kelly Miller: She’s a WNBA player, so it’s safe to say that D-Mill would destroy her, although she may have a more consistent three-point stroke.
Dick Miller: This guy allegedly played in the NBA, but I think the jokers over at basketball-reference are just making him up. Notch another for D-Mill.
Reggie Miller: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA