Who do you think Randy Foye’s best bro is on the Jazz?
Al Jefferson – He’s a black hole on offense, and also a black hole in terms of emotional investment.
Enes Kanter – So good looking that every time you go out clubbing with him you look like a deformed maniac in comparison and thus don’t get any action.
Jamaal Tinsley – That dude is like 50.
Mo Williams – His former best friend LeBron James left him so emotionally scarred that he can’t form meaningful relationships with humans anymore.
Alec Burks – Whenever you try to hang out with him all he does is talk about how he doesn’t get enough minutes. Totally self-centered.
Gordon Hayward – Likes to eat Hot Pockets while watching crappy reruns on his ancient television. And is very generous with his weed. Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner.
Randy Foye + Gordon Hayward = Bros For Life