Randy Foye 26 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/30/2013)

Who do you think Randy Foye’s best bro is on the Jazz?

Al Jefferson – He’s a black hole on offense, and also a black hole in terms of emotional investment.

Enes Kanter – So good looking that every time you go out clubbing with him you look like a deformed maniac in comparison and thus don’t get any action.

Jamaal Tinsley – That dude is like 50.

Mo Williams – His former best friend LeBron James left him so emotionally scarred that he can’t form meaningful relationships with humans anymore.

Alec Burks – Whenever you try to hang out with him all he does is talk about how he doesn’t get enough minutes. Totally self-centered.

Gordon Hayward – Likes to eat Hot Pockets while watching crappy reruns on his ancient television. And is very generous with his weed. Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner.

Randy Foye + Gordon Hayward = Bros For Life

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