PJ “Pajamas” Tucker can be summed up in one word: who? The Suns are one of the least exciting teams in the league, and Tucker is probably one of the least exciting players, because if you’re not scoring a lot of points, dunking it a lot, or violently rejecting a bunch of shots, your game is boring. He should try to cultivate a reputation as a fight-instigator or something, because at the rate he’s going, he’s going to play seven-or-so years in the league and then retire with nobody knowing his name.
I volunteer myself as a sacrifice. PJ, if you want, you can come over to my house and punch me in the face, and we can videotape it and put it up on YouTube. Then you’ll be known as the guy who punches fans. It’s a win-win. Whaddya say?