Jarrett Jack 20 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2013)

Jarrett Jack should punch his parents in the face for naming him such a stupid name. “Jarrett Jack”. It sounds like the cross between a B-list country singer’s stage name and the name of a cowboy-themed professional wrestler, with a dash of social-security-dependent hick living in a trailer park whose wardrobe consists of nothing but beer-stained undershirts. It is certainly not a name befitting of a multi-millionaire sixth-man-of-the-year candidate.

Anyway, it turns out that Jarrett is actually a pretty good player. The Warriors should trade Curry and Thompson for picks and young talent, sign Jarrett to a max deal, and rebuild around him and Kent Bazemore. Then they can tank for Wiggins, because it’s not like half the league is going to be taking next season or anything.

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