Mike Miller 15 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (6/11/2013)

You want to hear something crazy? Mike Miller was once Rookie of the Year. Averaging 11 points and 4 rebounds. He was a product of the notorious 2000 draft, where every player was a bust. Kenyon Martin at #1 turned out okay, but he was still sort of a bust. The next players were Stromile Swift, Darius Miles, and Marcus Fizer, and then our bro Mike Miller. Chris Mihm was seventh. Joel Przybilla was ninth. Michael Redd, the only real star of the draft, was taken 43rd.

So, taking all that into account, maybe it’s not so crazy that Mike Miller was once Rookie of the Year.

Anyway, back to the present. Mike Miller’s only job now is to make threes. If he gets an open look out there, it’s going to go in. But how much longer will his arthritic old-man’s back continue to support his body? It seems like every other play he’s limping or shuffling up the court due to the rigors of playing defense against actual NBA players. I’m guessing he stole some of D-Wade’s roid needles and started jabbing them in his back just to avoid being relegated to the wheelchair basketball league. If he takes a trip to Germany this summer for some special “back treatment”, we all know what that means. More roids.

Mike Miller, if you’re reading this, please hook up your bro DownToBuck with some of your roids. I can barely lift my arms high enough to type this description, let alone lift actual weights. I need some chemical assistance my man. Just send them hidden in a box of Cheerios and I’ll send you the money. Deal? Deal.

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