Being an NBA player is pretty much an instant ticket into any girl’s pants. They all want a chance at some of that money and fame. But imagine if you were an NBA player who also looked like an extremely famous and attractive actor.
You don’t have to imagine that scenario anymore. Because there is somebody in the league, RIGHT NOW, who both plays basketball for millions of dollars as well as being extremely similar in appearance to a Hollywood star.
That man is Kyle Korver. And he looks EXACTLY LIKE Ashton Kutcher. I don’t even know who Ashton Kutcher is or what movies he has appeared in, but I can assure you that he is extremely desirable to females.
I mean, does Korver get any break at all from banging girls all day? Other than playing basketball, that is. It’s like, after the game, all he wants to do is relax, but there are twenty girls waiting outside of the locker room with their skirts hitched up to their waists. And then he gets home to his beautiful wife, only to find that she’s been murdered in jealousy by a deranged yet sexy college student who is waiting naked in his bed.
And, if he ever wanted to get into some exclusive Beverly Hills nightclubs, he wouldn’t even have to wait in line. He’d just be like, “I’m Ashton Kutcher, bitch,” and then the bouncers would let him in just like that. And then, you know, more banging. Because Kyle Korver is the man.