Marcin Gortat 19 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2013)

How often do you think Gortat gets propositioned by chicks with the line “I want some Polish sausage”? Weekly? Daily? 10 times before he even walks into the club? It must have happened at least one time. Variants such as “I’m dying for your juicy kielbasa right now” and “I hear the Poles have the most delicious encased meat products” also count.

Whatever the number is, it will surely go up now that Gortat has recorded his second consecutive dub-dub in the Wizard’s blue and gold (don’t talk to me about their horrid new color scheme). Just a word of the wise to the popular Marcin: stay away from Denise. She has herpes.

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