Pop quiz time! First question:
Bradley Beal is a:
a.) Bust Man
b.) Beast Man
c.) Best Man
d.) Blest Man
If you answered B, you’re correct. If you answered C or D, well, you’re kind a correct but obviously the truly right answer was B. And if you answered A than you should consider psychiatric treatment, you lunatic. Next Question!
John Wall owes how much of his max contract to Bradley Beal:
a.) None of it
b.) All of it
c.) 20 million
d.) However much he lost to him in that game of Cee-Lo a couple nights ago.
Correct answer: C. Beal provides several free assists for Wall per game, and opens up tons of lanes that would otherwise be closed. Answer D makes no sense, since everyone knows that Wall never pays up unless you threaten him with a gun in his locker. It’s like that Cee-Lo game never happened, really. I know It’s tempting to answer B, but Wall can play a little bit. A is just patently ridiculous.
Time to tally up your scores. If you got less than 2 correct you are forced to leave comment that states “I am an ignoramus”. Neglecting to leave this comment when required will result in Bradley Beal coming to your house and watching you sleep.