“Long John Henson” is a seriously thin dude. He’s probably leading the league in thinness per 48 right now, as well as body fat percentage and “amount of hook shots taken from too far away because he’s too weak to back people down in the post”. Does he even lift?
My NBA All-scrawny team would look something like:
C: John Henson
PF: Kevin Durant
SF: Tayshaun Prince
SG: Corey Brewer
PG: Brandon Jennings
That team could win plenty of games in the NBA, but they would have a combined weight of about 200 pounds, including shoes. They would not be able to stop a WNBA player from scoring in the post.