Gerald, man, I know you’re reading this. The NSA gives me a list of all the names associated with all the IP addresses that view my videos. I know you watch the highlights I’ve made of you. Listen to my words, and listen well.
You need to shave that god-awful facial hair off. It’s horrible. You look like a teen who decided to just not shave for a few weeks. I’m not going to make any more highlights of you until you do this. Do you think I want to pollute my channel with clips of your pubescent growth with a gap on the philtrum? Of course not. This is as much for you as it is for me.
And also if you could take all the threes you take and replace them with windmill dunks that would be great. Thanks man.