Spencer Hawes has been having a pretty good year so far. Nothing spectacular, but pretty good for a white guy whose vertical is maybe 6 inches. In fact, his performances lately have been so good that I made a new word for them: “Hawesian.” Other things that could be described as such:
– Spencer Hawes himself
– His family members
– The dump I just took
– Call of Duty
– The totality of human existence
It’s a very versatile word, as you can see. If you guys don’t think it’s an awesome addition to the English language, then you can just unsubscribe. No room for linguistic traditionalists on my channel!