Our Korver, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy shooting.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done
on Earth, as it is in Philips Arena.
Give us this day our daily three,
and forgive us our bricks,
as we forgive those who brick against us.
And lead us not inside the arc,
but deliver us from defenders.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
forever and ever. Amen.
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