Omri Casspi 13 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2013)


1. Omri Casspi
2. Gal Mekel
3. Amar’e Stoudemire

Looking back at all of my power rankings, I think this might be the first one that could be considered “accurate”. There is no joke here. I’m not trying to be funny. Omri Casspi is objectively better than Gel Mekel. Amar’e is in last place because he’s not really from Israel and he’s not even a practicing Jew, whereas Omri and Gal are both authentic Israelis.

While we’re on the subject, would anybody be interested in my “OFFICIAL FACTIONS, ETHNICITIES, AND RACES FIGHTING OVER CONTROL OF THE HOLY LAND POWER RANKINGS”? No? Okay, fine. Your loss.

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