Tyreke Evans 20 Points/1 Game Winner Full Highlights (12/30/2013)

Would you believe me if I told you that there is a player in the league, RIGHT NOW, who averaged 20/5/5 in his rookie season? And that this player hasn’t even made a single all-star game? I don’t blame you if you don’t believe me. That is some seriously screwed up stuff right there. But…

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Trey Burke 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2013)

You know how moms always save your childhood drawings even though they all suck? People with no torsos, skewed houses with gigantic windows, scribbles that you can’t believe might have once represented something to your underdeveloped brain? Moms just can’t get rid of these priceless relics. And I’ve found out that you can learn some…

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Shawn Marion 32 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/30/2013)

Shawn Marion is many things. All-Star. Illinoisan. Olympian. Male. Champion. But is he a Hall-of-Famer? Some would say no. But those people are wrong. So wrong, in fact, that I do not need to go into detail about the ways in which they are wrong because the wrongness is so self evidently wrong. The correct…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2013)

Disappointment fills my body like a neglected washtub, once full to the brim, but now overflowing. Hopes and dreams that once seemed so bright are now blackened with soot and decay. This anguish is manifesting itself as a watery discharge evacuating via my nasolacrimal passage. I expected KCP to at least score 20 points tonight….

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