Derrick Williams 22 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2013)

Attention Sacramento Kings commentators: you cannot call Derrick Williams “D-Will”. That nickname is already taken by Deron Williams. I don’t know if you’re trying to be funny or what. But you have to stop. Never mind the fact that “nicknames” that contain any part of a player’s name or initials are stupid.

New nickname idea for Derrick Williams: “Bustweener”. A clever and bold synthesis of the words “bust” and “tweener”, both of which describe Williams. It also contains the word “wiener” when pronounced, adding to the derisory nature of the nickname.

Bustweener hasn’t had many good games with the Kings, after all the excitement when he scored 31 early in his tenure. It might be time to accept that he will never be very good, and that GMs should just stop drafting this type of player.

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