Andray Blatche 25 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/19/2014)

Andray “Blotch” Blatche was hated during his Wizards days. Absolutely hated. I hated him, you hated him, Wizards fans hated him, his mom hated him. But now that Blotch is part of a team where there are a lot of players who are more of a problem than he is, nobody even cares about him…

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Kirk Hinrich 19 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2014)

The Bulls have remained semi-competitive this year despite the passing of Derrick Rose. This is not good news for their fans who, when Derrick went down, wanted nothing more than to tank. What good is a one-and-done playoff appearance when you could get the number 1 pick and draft Kyle Anderson? You can blame Tom…

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Al Jefferson 29 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2014)

My arms are all tingly, as if pricked by hundreds of tiny, invisible pins. My heart rate is elevated. My hands, clammy and weak, are no longer nimble enough to type with any speed or accuracy. I can’t sit still, but when I get up and move, I’m tired. I try to focus on a…

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Wes Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2014)

Wes Johnson entered the club with one purpose in mind: to locate a suitable honey and take her back to his place. Navigating through the crowds of partiers, he first went to the bar to get some liquid confidence in his system. A short time later, he was on the prowl. It didn’t take him…

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Patty Mills 29 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2014)

New candidate for stupidest catchphrase by a basketball commentator: “G’day mate!” when Patty Mills makes a particularly impressive shot. It doesn’t help that the already goofy sounding Spurs’ commentator’s voice is rendered even more goofy with the addition of a horrible faux-stralian accent. But can you really blame him for picking the lowest hanging fruit…

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Austin Rivers 14 Points/4 Crossovers Full Highlights (2/19/2014)

Austin Rivers still has it! Those sweet crossovers that you remember from his high-school days? Replace those memories with these new ones, as these ones are against actual NBA competition. Tim Hardaway is still wondering where he went. The commentators were talking about how Rivers wants to add a midrange game during the summer. I…

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