Derrick Favors 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2014)

If I was Derrick Favors, I would just stop playing basketball. I would drop absolutely everything and invest every ounce of my energy into a new business venture:

A line of cookbooks called “Flavors of Favors”.

Trying to think of how many cookbooks Derrick would sell makes my head ache. If I were an overworked housewife in modern America, I would jump at the chance to purchase a book containing hundreds of easy, quick, and fun recipes that the whole family would enjoy. I can’t believe that such a book doesn’t yet exist, but I have confirmed that few publishers are willing to enter this market.

This series of cookbooks could easily be parlayed into a gig on the Food Network. Step aside Rachael Ray. There’s a new kid on the block, and he makes a mean South-of-the-Border Baja Quesadilla Casserole.

It’s too bad for Derrick that I already trademarked the “Flavors of Favors” name, so if he wants to use my great idea, he’s going to have to pay me a lot of money. I also snagged “Favor’s Favorites” and “Savor the Favors” while I was at it, so if he thinks he can use those titles for his cookbook series, he’s got another thing coming.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.