I have been introduced to a new nickname for Robin Lopez. I thought about withholding it from you guys, but then I figured, hey, I’m a generous guy, and I shouldn’t bogart the funny nicknames. Here it is:
Fropez.
Get it? Because his name is Lopez? And he has an afro? I’m also betting that he enjoys eating frozen yogurt, which makes it doubly funny. I’m chuckling to myself right now just thinking about it. It’s a daring combination of clever and classic.
Shout out to YouTube user clashofcivz for bringing this nickname to my attention. The quality of my life has been significantly improved.