Kelly Olynyk 16 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2014)

New nominee for worst beard in the NBA: Kelly Olynyk

Holy crap. That’s some high-school level stuff right there. This thing is a patch of translucent pubes jutting from the end of his chin. In general a fair-haired dude like Kelly shouldn’t be attempting facial hair until it grows thick. That goes for everybody, actually.

One thing he has going for him is that you can’t really tell it’s there unless the light hits it right. But man, Kelly. I know the beard/long hair combo would look really rad, but you’re gonna have to wait a few years.

Another thing he has going for him is that he just pretty much dunked on Dirk and also hit a contested three in Dirk’s face. People were saying before the season started that this guy was the next Dirk. Will we look back on this game as the moment the torch was passed?

Or will we look back on this game and say “Damn what a horrible beard.”?

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