Not because Tobias Harris just scored 23 points, though that is reasonably exciting occurrence.
But because I have now received actual visual evidence of Dewayne Dedmon’s existence in the NBA. And man, let me tell you, he looks damn good. Dunks it every time he touches the ball.
I can tell you guys don’t share my excitement. That’s cool. Some people just prefer to enjoy inferior players. It’s like I’m a sommelier enjoying a fine Chardonnay and you guys are drinking Mountain Dew through a beer bong in your mom’s basement. That’s right: I just compared Tobias Harris to Mountain Dew. It might be the most apt comparison I have ever made.