Samuel Dalembert 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/29/2014)

Wouldn’t it be cool if you got to watch all of Samuel Dalembert’s made baskets from last night? A video containing such a collection of shots would certainly brighten your day by a considerable amount. To watch an elite athlete perform at a high level in his sport of choice, why, it is doubtful that there could be a joy greater than witnessing such feats. Videos of a similar nature do exist, but this theoretical video would contain highlights that are temporally proximate to the current time, and would therefore be more relevant to the viewer. I would probably pay the creator of such a video at least ten dollars for the privilege of watching it, such is its contribution to human culture.

(Shout out to the Mavs production crew! You showed a replay of Cousins committing a foul while a seriously prime Dally-Oop was happening on the court. You guys blow ass.)

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