What is Jan Vesely’s favorite spot in a supermarket? The Czechout lane.
What is Jan Vesely’s preferred type of bank account? A Czeching account.
How does Jan Vesely point out an attractive female to his friends? “Czech out the ass on that one.”
What is Jan Vesely’s favorite State Farm television commercial? Discount Double-Czech.
When Jan Vesely reads about Men’s Rights Activists on Tumblr, what does he tell them? “Czech your privilege, white male scum”.