Jerryd Bayless 25 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2014)

“Dear Diary,

Today I decided not to take any layups, because layups are for pussies.

See you around! -Jerryd”

This is really what Jerryd Bayless wrote in his diary after the game. I know because I infiltrated his house and stole it. I’m currently transcribing the rest, but I thought it would be cool to get a little insight on why Jerryd only wants to shoot jumpers now.

Also, preliminary readings indicate that Samantha from junior year was a total bitch. How could you do that to poor Jerryd? She probably has no idea how much that screwed him up; he’s still mentioning it in entries as recent as a few weeks ago.

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