Greivis Vasquez 25 Points/7 Assists/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/14/2013)

Greivis “Vas Deferens” Vasquez is an enigma. More specifically, his country of origin is an enigma. I have narrowed it down to the following possibilities:

-Costa Rica
-Taco Bell

Wherever he’s from, it doesn’t change the fact that his faux-fauxhawk makes me want to slap him in the face. I just can’t stop thinking that maybe, if I whack him hard enough, his hair will fall out and he won’t look like such a doucher.

And no, I’m not just saying that because two of his best games as a Raptor have come against the Bucks. That’s like Shaq taking on a middle-school B-team. You can’t draw any conclusions from it.

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