If you don’t like spoilers, you probably should watch the video before reading the description. Snape kills Dumbledore.
Paul George does a 360 windmill dunk in this video. A 360 windmill IN GAME. That is like levels of in-game dunking not seen since Vince Carter was on the Raptors. If Paul didn’t get tons of action that night after the game, my name’s not DownToBuck. The only things that could you get you into a girl’s pants faster are being a millionaire and being naturally good-looking, and Paul George has those things too. I have a feeling that Wilt’s record is going to get broken, and it’s not the hundred-point game.
It might seem like I am jealous. Far from it! I am grateful that Paul George bestowed that dunk upon us. Now that I have made this video, I can just walk up to girls and tell them that I made a video of somebody doing an in-game 360 windmill dunk. It’s the next best thing to actually doing the dunk yourself.
Since it’s early morning right now, I haven’t tried out this new approach to picking up women, but I’m pretty sure it’s gonna work. I would let you guys know how it goes tonight, but I’m probably going to be busy with some other stuff…if you know what I mean. WINK WINK WINK