So, Mikhail Prokhorov might be selling some percentage of the Nets. What does this mean for Alan Anderson and the rest of his teammates?
-Fewer, if any, pierogies at team functions
-No more free-of-charge vodka vending machines in the locker room
-Italian mafia to take over the rigging of games from the Russian mafia
-Alan Anderson still gets to be a spark plug eighth-man type, but no longer receives Russian-language Marxist propaganda in the mail every day
-Kevin Garnett given to a nice farm family
-Relocation to China to appease new Chinese overseers, effective immediately, any stragglers will be “eliminated”