Dënniß ßchrööder is the kind of guy who raises many questions. Why does he have a gold patch on his hair? Is it mold? Can he shoot? If not, is he the next Rajon Rondo? Why did he lose his spot in the rotation last year to Shelvin Mack? Can he dunk? And, most critically, how do you spell his name?
I even went to Germany and pored through huge, dense texts about Germanic writing systems from the middle ages. So I think I got it right this time.
Dënniß answered another one of those questions with a resounding “Jawohl” as he dunked it with the fabled “Furor Teutonicus” on the disbelieving heads of the San Antonio Spurs. He also hit a three, and dished an assist, so things are looking up for the Shredder.