Chandler Parsons is slumping pretty hard to start his tenure with the Mavs. He’s had plenty of good games, but he also went a combined 2-of-20 in the games before this one. He may have “gotten paid” this Summer, leading to less focus, but that’s not the whole story. He also “got swole” during the offseason, as evidenced by pictures such as this one: http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hp…
If you’re not hip with the lingo, that means that Parsons is a fatty now. Even Rick Carlisle said so, and Carlisle has experience dealing with fat players (coughcoughSamDalembertcoughcoughsnort), so he would know. This “swole”ness could be attributed to post-workout pump, but it could also be attributed to too many Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies. Only Parsons knows for sure. The huge pile of wrappers in his locker area are a bit damning, though.