Corey Brewer is definitely in the top 10 “NBA Players Who Appear to Have a Drug Problem”. He is also in the bottom 10 of “NBA Players Who Appear to Have a Steroid Problem”. His arms are twigs, his legs are twigs, his head is a twig, and his torso is – you guessed it – composed of ribs, skin, and muscle. Sometimes I wonder if he’s still alive, but then he shows up in the box score so I figure he must be.
This video is definite proof: Corey Brewer has not starved to death. Yet.