Jared Sullinger 19 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

So the Celtics are 3-5 despite having the second-highest-scoring offense in the league. The cause is easily found: they have the second-most-porous defense in the league, negating their smoothly-run offense. Moral of the story: Celtics games are fun to watch because everybody scores a lot of points, and points are fun.

Another reason to tune in to the C’s and endure their homer commentators is the play of Jared Sullinger. It must be inspiring to fatties everywhere for a fatty like Sullinger to have so much success bashing his fat stomach and fat butt into people. He really needs to give up on shooting threes, though. Leave that to the Klynyk.

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