Do you want the good news or the bad news first? The good news, of course! Despair is so much easier to handle when it is preceded by joy.
Gerald Green scored 26 points! That’s the good news. I’ll save the bad for until you’ve watched the video. Go on. Watch it. I’ll still be here when you’re done. I inserted some Javascript into the page so I’ll know if you haven’t watched it but continued with the description anyway. And then I will ban your YouTube account. Just saying.
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Pretty good huh? Fun highlights. Here’s the bad news: he didn’t dunk it even one time! Pretty crushing, isn’t it? You never would have watched these highlights if you had known that going in.