Dënniß ßchrööder force-feeds the Raptors his schnitzel and forces them to drink a stein of his secret-recipe “Schwanzpissen”, pouring in thirteen points in only fifteen minutes of court time. The Shredder lived up to the high standards set by his nickname, easily slicing into the Raptors defense for easy points near the bucket. He also showed exceptional passing ability, helping out his teammates like a Bierfrau helps you out in the alley behind the Bierhaus.
Deutschland stolz, Deutschland stark!