What’s up with Balkan people and having really tiny eyes? Bueno Beno’s face looks like it was photoshopped, that’s how small his eyes are. Toni Kukoc suffered the same problem. However, the “smallest ever NBA eyes” award goes to Marko Jaric, who actually had to use sonar to locate defenders since his eyes weren’t big enough to see anything other than a pinpoint.
Having the eyes of a three-year-old didn’t stop the Slovenian Slaughterhouse, though, as he splashed funny-looking jumpers all over the Rockets defense. Sure, he only had two assists, but nobody ever said he was pure point guard anyway. The Grizzlies already have one of those.