Khris Middleton 21 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2014)

Khris “Kate” Middleton is still one of my favorite Bucks players. He is an excellent shooter who doesn’t try to do things that he’s incapable of doing. He’s not getting as many minutes as last year, because we’re trying to artificially lower his value so we can pay him less next year, but he’s a major contributor to the Bucks’ surprising success.

That said, what’s wrong with the lower half of his face? It looks like he got stung by a bee and had an allergic reaction. His cheeks are puffy all the time. Does he have some kind of extra-large mouthguard in there? Is he storing nuts for winter? Is he taking part in a breath-holding contest? Or is it just that his face is proportioned funny? I can’t get over this, man. It freaks me out every time I look at him.

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