Jeff Green 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/16/2015)

The Boston Celtics did a great disservice to OCD people everywhere when they traded Jeff Green to the Grizzlies. Now, Jeff’s last name no longer matches the color of his jersey; there is no green anywhere on the Memphis uniforms, not even their alternates. Is Vander Blue still in the D-League? That would have been a more appropriate pick-up.

Disregarding the name/jersey mismatch, Jeff Green has been in a bit of a slump lately. He was, at one point, a credible threat from three, but all this season he has stunk it up from the arc. His overall FG% is also not as good as you would think it should be, given how much natural talent he possesses. There is only one explanation.

Jeff Green is addicted to benzos.

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